PUFFIN' PARADISE WITH PODS: THE DISPOSABLE DELIGHT

Pssh, talkin' 'bout pods, right? Those little e-ciggies that spit out clouds thicker than your grandma's stew. They come elf bar 23k in every flavor you can imagine, from gummy bears to dank coffee. You gotta love the portability of 'em, they're like the perfect stress reliever. Just slip it on your keychain and you're good to go. No messin' around